Here we go again! Out of the mouth of Elliott round 4!
{While doing her alphabet puzzle and holding up the letter X}
E: "X is for . . . exaphone!"
Close enough.
{After a rather good sized argument over bedtime and me hiding in my closet crying . . . }
E: Sits down next to me, brushing the hair out of my face. "Mommy, you wanna talk about it?"
No, I don't. But you're adorable. When you're not a terror.
{At Iggys, an elderly couple walks away after trying to talk to a very shy Elliott}
E: Yelling, "Bye grandma, grandpa!"
{After Elliott bonks her head on something}
Me: "You're so brave!"
E: "I so bonky!"
{Random conversation}
E: "Something's in my bum. *Pause* A toot!"
Me: "Do you need to go poop?"
E: "No, I need go more toots!"
{After realizing I was late on one of Piper's feedings}
Me: "Oh man, I was gonna feed Piper a little bit ago and I forgot!"
E: "You forgot?"
Me: Jokingly "Yes! What kind of a mother am I?"
E: "You's a Danna!"
Completely accurate.
{Singing to Taylor Swift's Shake It Off}
E: "Shake it off, dirty cheese!"
No idea.
{After grabbing the base of Josh's crutch from his recent surgery and licking it}
E: "Mommy, I lick daddy's crunch. I like it."
Gross. But also adorable that you call them crunches.
Hilarious!!
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